December 2009
34 posts
homework...
I have a lot of homework to do which sux cuz it’s like vacation… I have to do it cuz i have only 1 more week left till school starts again. >.> Thank you God…
Best thing(s) today...
Well the best things are that I got yellow highcut shoes, new pants, and a sweater. I also met Elson, Alysha, Meagan, Hannah, and Camille at polo park. = D It wuz coo’ 0.o
I think the best thing was that Artem and I helped someone push a car that was stuck in the snow. it wuz also coo’(like cold and stuff)
I’m gettin sapatos na DILAW!! ( yellow ). = D
I couldn’t sleep last night = ( I slept at 4:00 am. and woke up at 10:30 D =
Why is Jesus better than Santa Claus.
ayaraamos:
mariemaano:
hollyanna:
lesleyanne:
lbautista:
kaaarenc:
immissingyou:
justhinkaboutit:
chloej:hellomoon:
Santa lives at the North Pole. JESUS is everywhere.
Santa rides in a sleigh. JESUS rides on the wind and walks on the water.
Santa comes but once a year. JESUS is an ever present help.
Santa fills your stockings with goodies. JESUS supplies all your needs.
Santa...
What is your ninja name?
mariemaano:
kaleyahcarabald0:
aimeevee:
jaymendoza:
carminadomingo:
mari0la:
screews:
—kaarencee:
denzelsoliven:
arjaybee:
ayeitsmisty56:
A- ka B- zu C- mi D- te E- ku F- lu G- ji H- ri I- ki J- zu K- me L- ta M- rin N- to O- mo P- no Q- ke R- shi S- ari T- chi U- do V- ru W- mei X- na Y- fu Z- zi
ah mine is rinkiarichifu lmao ;DDD
tekutozikuta.
mekashikuto. LOL
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Faith.
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty. He asks one of his new students to stand and.....
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student: Yes.
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then?
(Student is silent.)
Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fellow. Is God good?
Student: Yes
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From...God...
Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Prof: So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student: No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something.You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light....But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were , you would not be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from monkeys?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class is in uproar.)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student: That is it sir... The link between man & God is FAITH. That isall that keeps things moving & alive.
Why do people say bad words? There’s a reason it’s called “BAD”. It is because bad words are also know as curses or blasphemy which is not allowed in God’s heavenly kingdom. Those who swear (even Christians) will see God’s unmerciful wrath and smite you to the place no one wants to go to which is the most hottest, most fieriest, and most torturiest place we know...
2x2=?
4x4=?
0.o o.O sUPERPOINtlees text post…I was going to put in something but then i forgot… >.>
Cascada - Every Time We Touch
How to say I Love you in 100 different languages.
hollyanna:
ellabustarde:
English - I love you Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief Albanian - Te dua Arabic - Ana behibak (to male) Arabic - Ana behibek (to female) Armenian - Yes kez sirumem Bambara - M’bi fe Bengali - Ami tomake bhalobashi (pronounced: Amee toe-ma-kee bhalo-bashee) Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo Bulgarian - Obicham te Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah Catalan...
Leche Flan = D=D=D!!!
Leche Flan is one of the best thing man shouldn’t ban. It looks kinda tan but not toucan. It doesn’t come in a can but or come from Japan. I’m a huge fan of this spanish flan. I think it tastes better than pandan and I wouldn’t wanna throw it in the trash can. It can taste good in the van or in a cataran!
That is my Leche Flan rhyme plan! = D
Jason Derulo - Whatcha Say
BREAKDANCING
Breakdancing is soo cool. I’m like a huge noob at it because I can’t do any of those big things like windmills or jackhammers and waaaaaaaaaay a lot more things that I have to learn…O.o.
~THE best JoeKing ever
~Kim
